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Sunday, December 22, 2013

RaNDom Musing #32: A Not-so-random Musing on Army Football

Photo Credit to Chris Pestel
(http://chrisWpestel.com)
Breaking from the usual form of my blog, this post isn't as lighthearted as most, nor is it random.  It's the result of the repeat outcome of this year's Army-Navy game as well as an article I recently read and the mulling over of many other thoughts and opinions of the "State of Army Football". 

This article really got me thinking.  Some of what is written frustrates me to no end because while the reasons captured sound like excuses.  However, I feel like there has to be some validity to the frustrations expressed by multiple coaches over the years. I’m not posting in an attempt to validate those comments, or to whine, or add to the excuses.  I just have a few thoughts and one recommendation and am opening up for opinions and feedback.

The below is not based upon any knowledge I have of football, coaching or running athletic programs, because we all know that I have no experience in those areas!  I'm also not proclaiming to have more experience or insight than the Tiger Teams convened with experts to address this issue.  I am however, basing my comments upon my experiences as a cadet, recent reflections on my assignment as an admissions officer for West Point, and my current volunteer role as a West Point admissions field force officer interacting and working with cadet candidates.

When all is said and done, I’ll be drafting a letter to the Superintendent.  Just like with writing your Congressman, maybe it will get heard, maybe not, but I know I'll have given my input and not just provided another internet rant.

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When we talk about reasons why we haven't beat Navy, or more importantly, why we haven't had a winning football program in recent history, I hear all sorts of “reasons” from the war, to the football players having to balance athletics and academics and summer training etc.  I hear many grads (myself included) flex their sports team’s recent Navy victory and National championship stats and wonder why the heck the football team can’t do the same.  I also see a lot of people jump right to blaming the coaches and / or the athletic department's recruiting practices.  But I wonder, has anyone considered that the true limiting factor may be the academy’s admissions process? 

You can't give someone athletic ability and talent, but you can build on what’s already there.  The same is true for academic ability, and physical ability and the only non-negotiable is a candidate’s ethical character.  While [insert name of the Academy’s winningest and Navy-beatingest sports here] may have been fortunate enough to have athletically talented cadets on their teams because those cadets were admitted within the parameters of the current admissions process, perhaps there are dimensions within the process that may negatively impact our football program.  At some point in time, what the coaches see on the roster and on the team is what they’ve got.   If the admissions process is not setting the conditions for our success, then we need to re-examine it. 

In case you are asking: Why the emphasis on football?  What about the other sports? 
"Upon the fields of friendly strife are sown the seeds that on other days and other fields will bear the fruits of victory." –Gen Douglas MacArthur
That’s why. 

This quote is a mantra beat into our heads as cadets, we live it and we believe it.  Everyone plays sports; every one competes to WIN…period.  Going back to my earlier point, since so many other teams at West Point do have winning records and beat Navy with a fair amount of consistency, then I think it is more than fair to look at the team that does not.  We need to focus on the root cause (ask the 5 Whys), which I believe will lead us back to the admissions process.

When I worked in admissions this was the quote on my signature block:
"The nation that makes a great distinction between its scholars and its warriors will have its thinking done by cowards and its wars fought by fools." ―Thucydides*.
I kept that quote at the forefront of my mind because it is easy to get wrapped up in academics alone when working in admissions.  The thing is, West Point admissions differs from admissions for other colleges because our goal is not to maintain our spot as the most prestigious academic institution or to further our goals and boost our college football / athletics powerhouse status.  Instead, we are admitting candidates to groom them to become leaders of character for America’s sons and daughters and current Superintendent LTG Caslen puts it much better than I:  “When America puts its sons and daughters in harm’s way, they do not expect us to just ‘do our best,’ but to win…Nothing short of victory is acceptable. That fundamental ethos is at the heart of this academy. It must be ingrained in every one of our athletic programs. Our core values are duty, honor, country. Winning makes them real.” AND oh, by the way, we are still expected to be on par with schools the schools that signify the best and brightest while still having a winning athletic program.

To that end, cadet candidates are admitted based upon three things: academics, leadership and physical abilities.  This is assessed both upon past performance in the form of academic standing, ratings from professors, standardized tests, leadership positions held, sports team membership, and fitness test assessment – to name a few.  The board evaluates a candidate’s past performance as well as their potential for success, given the academy’s rigorous academic curriculum and physical requirements.  If the admissions board is willing to admit a candidate who brings exceptional academic skills to the table and may go on to be the next [insert prestigious academic award / honor here] for West Point – even though the candidate is borderline or weak in their physical ability, then one could argue that the same could be done in the case of athletics. What matters most is that this candidate’s character and leadership potential is consistent with what we look for in our Army’s leaders. 

In cases such as the aforementioned hypothetical candidate, the rationale may be that the candidate's physical ability can be worked on during his or her four years as a cadet. I am certain that along with the instructors in the Department of Physical Education, the cadet and his or her company mates will work out and work at improvements and there’s always those one or two physical studs who are willing to help out that classmate who needs it.  Similarly, if a cadet who is borderline academically is admitted, he or she can seek additional instruction (AI) and will likely study with their roommate or company mates (who may just be the earlier referenced academically exceptional candidate!).  The cooperate and graduate mentality is just as valuable to a cadet's leadership development and that sense of team that transfers to the Army.   

I think in the article Pete Dawkins – that is, West Point graduate, Heisman trophy winning, Rhodes Scholar, White House Fellow, retired Brigadier General, Pete Dawkins – alludes to something similar which resonates well with me:  “You can tell if a young person has the core qualities to be very able Army officers…It’s entirely fair to accept some risks and then tutor them and make them successful. I think it’s something we can do without compromising the standards and culture of the place…“We’re a national institution that should play against other colleges and institutions and all over the country...I think it’s crucial that West Point stand out as a place of winners. We owe it to the country. They deserve to have a winning Army football team.”  

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* Note about the Quote: When I originally used this quote years ago, I attributed it to Greek Historian and Athenian General Thuycides, but knowing I'd be posting this article, I went back and found that thanks to my orginal hasty internet search for quotes, I'd improperly attributed the quote all this time and I've been truncating it.  The complete quote was made by General Sir William Butler and it reads: "The nation that will insist upon drawing a broad line of demarcation between the fighting man and the thinking man is liable to find its fighting done by fools and its thinking by cowards."  When you put it in context of the entire passage it really emphasizes the value of West Point's whole candidate approach to admissions.  The passage is available here on a Tufts University Almuni discussion board.

Monday, January 14, 2013

RaNDom Musing #31: The Irony of Needing a Maid


I need a maid. 

There’s been no truer statement…in theory.  

However, the reality of my 10-year existence of living by myself is that each time I hire a maid, I end up paying her to motivate me to clean.  You know, the day before I know she’s coming I clean the heck outta my house / apartment to alleviate those potentially awkward “What would the maid think?” moments.  

Then I essentially pay her for, what exactly?

*sigh*


So, let me re-think this – I don’t need a maid.  I need someone to pretend to be a maid and schedule regular stop-ins at my place once a week...just enough to off-set my Tasmanian devil tendencies.  

Soooo...whatever you call that person, I need one of those.

Friday, January 11, 2013

{mis}Adventure #17 - Life in Dubai: Fran Turned Me Into a T-Rex

To be fair, this next experience isn't unique to Dubai. This could've just as easily happened to me in 'Merica as it did in Dubai.  However, the fact still remains that I started slacking on my crossfit activities, here, in Dubai and I also decided to start back up, here, in Dubai.

Wednesday was my first day back at the box (crossfit gym) and we did Fran:

21 - 15 - 9 Thrusters and Pull-ups

That is 21 reps of each,
                                followed by 15 reps of each,
                                                                        followed by 9 reps of each.

Sure, I was smoked, but I felt pretty good.  I was *back in action*...Woot!  That was Wednesday.  Today is Friday.  And for all intents and purposes: I am a T-Rex.  I'm so sore that I legitimately cannot straighten my arms past 90 degrees which leaves me with half my intended reach and mobility.

*sigh*

With that said, here are a few things that make life difficult for any T-Rex and is my excuse for doing absolutely NOTHING today besides bumming rides and sympathy off of my friends...



  1. Getting out of bed: 
  2. Using the facilities:
  3. Taking a shower. This T-Rex hasn't tried this yet, but is convinced that it will be hilariously disastrous.



  4. Doing hair...or makeup: 
  5. Getting dressed: 
  6. Picking anything up off the ground: 
  7. Driving: 
  8. Getting back into bed: 

    Should you become a T-Rex, this is where you should stay until the condition passes. Just keep in mind that you won't be able to lower yourself with your T-Rex arms, so...just kneel on the bed and plop down onto your stomach and call a friend...

{CLOUD} Being a T-Rex has its limitations.  So does being under the weather (either via sickness or self-induced semi-paralysis)...

SILVER LINING...but if you've got a good group of friends or family they'll help you pick-up, drive on and get through it all!

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Speaking of which, this T-Rex is about to attempt #2 on this list.  
Oh!  And I didn't dare go skydiving today when I saw T-Rex try this: 


This morning I woke up feeling like T-Rex.  When I wrote this blog and later went in search of T-Rex images to match, I found more than I could need at: http://trextrying.tumblr.com/ - good stuff and I hope my own blog paid homage to these excellent sketches!

Tuesday, January 8, 2013

{mis}Adventure #16 - Life in Dubai: A Parade of Nations (also known as: how to avoid being a sponsor of terrorsim while doing your grocery shopping in the local hypermarket).

So I went into the my friendly neighborhood hypermarket in dire need of some fruit when, all of a sudden, I found myself as an unwitting participant in a sort of parade of nations.  

I am well aware that the preceding statement makes no sense, so I present to you the following photos of the event:

...Kenya!




 One "Independent" participant...



....and Australia!
India......Egypt!

 Espana (or Spain)...!
China vs. USA!




An unlikely South African Duo and...


....Sri Lanka!



 America....


        viva la France and....


                                Iran?!
Pakistan  and....Turkey.



{CLOUD}If you're not in the parade, you watch the parade.  That's life.

SILVER LINING: ...but when that parade happens to keep you from sponsoring terrorism thru your produce purchases.  That's winning.

{mis}Adventure #15 - Life in Dubai: Adapters, Converters and Transformers. Oh My!



Meet my Foreman Grill: Big Red.

Big Red is special to me because my best friend heard my plea for a foreman grill so that I can cook my own food and stop ordering in.


Big Red has removable plates.  I can grill, make pizza, and quesadillas; if I so desire.










Meet my kitchen outlet.



You may have noticed that Big Red's plug is not compatible with my kitchen outlet.  Never fear because my adapter is here *da dut da daaahhh*



Meet my adapter.




When I plugged Big Red into this adapter and then into the wall; I thought that my adapter was actually a converter.  I'd been calling it a converter, and the silly thing continued to let me believe that it was, in fact, a converter.  However, my adapter is not a converter.  If my adapter were, in fact, a converter then Big Red would not have smelled like the burning of electrical wires and circuits.  I wouldn't have smelled Big Red at all.  Instead I would've smelled the grilled chicken that I wanted to prepare.






Meet my transformer.





It came into my life after the Big Red incident.  I foolishly believed that Big Red was okay and that I could still plug him into the adapter, into the transformer and the transformer into the wall and all would be okay.  That was not the case.  Big Red never stood a chance.








Meet my Foreman Grill, LBG - for Lil' Black Grill.


LBG was $15.  I had to buy him on a brief trip home to 'Merica and as a replacement for Big Red.  LBG's stature is attributed to the requirement that he be able to fit into the only piece of luggage I brought home with me: a backpack.  LBG does not make pizza or quesadillas, he just grills.  It's okay, though.  At least I have a Foreman Grill...that works.











{CLOUD}:  Sometimes we want all the bells, whistles, and all the frills and then only after a small tragedy we realize that...
SILVER LINING: ...it's not the biggest, baddest or flashiest, but the practical,the basic, the simple that will see us through.


Wednesday, December 19, 2012

{mis}Adventure #14 – Life in Dubai: (Not So) Universal Appliance Symbols


So, a few weeks ago I wanted to defrost some meat that I’d put into the freezer.  No big deal, I’d been using microwave regularly at that point.  A simple twist of the dial to the desired time and all was good in my kitchen.

I must admit I’d never paid much attention to the presets on my microwave during my daily microwave dialings.  So when I approached the microwave ready to hit the defrost button I was stopped dead in my tracks.  Truly bewildered by the image symbols that some international developer thought were clearly "universal".  I present to you my interpretation of the microwave settings on my friendly neighborhood microwave:

  • Chef Button: Push this button to instantly become a gourmet chef
  • Pot of Auto Fluff : Push this button to auto fluff – no wait, that would be a dryer…maybe this is a baking button?
  • Crying Asterisk (Auto variant): Hmmm...this may be the defrost button. 
  • Crying Asterisk (lightning bolt variant):  Wait, is this the thunderstorm button?! 
  • Pot of Auto Steam:  I knew conventional ovens had a self-clean, now I have a microwave that does it, too...sweet!
  • Clock: Timer?
  • Notebook paper: Clearly, this is a poorly drawn bacon button – but I know my bacon, and this HAS to be the 'baconator' setting (you know?  push button receive bacon?  see the similarities?!)

  • Smiley Face w/ Baseball Cap:  *sigh* shake head and walk away and give up, you can't pay me to push that button…Dubai Strikes again

Don't understand what I mean just from the word descriptions?  
Can't believe that these are real "universal" microwave buttons?  
Then I present to you my Dubai microwave:


{CLOUD}: It can be frustrating living somewhere new and different...

SILVER LINING:...but the hilarity that emerges from the situation will make the memories of your time there that much more enjoyable.  And hey, at least you have a microwave.  (And bacon, don't forget the bacon)

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

RaNDom Musing #30: 11 Random Things About Me & Other Questions

So...I've been tagged by my friend "my-run-is-not-done" and am WOEfully behind on responding.  Here are the rules and herrrrrre we go:

RULES
1. Post these rules.
2. You must post 11 random things about yourself.
3. Answer the questions set for you in their post.
4. Create 11 new questions for the people you tag to answer.
5. Go to their blog and tell them you’ve tagged them.
6. No stuff in the tagging section about you are tagged if you are reading this. You legitimately have to tag 11 people.

Let the randomness begin:

1.  My inner child is 12 years old.
2.  As a child, I used to try to make my dimples deeper with my pencil eraser - to this day, I believe I was successful.
3.  I legitimately thought I was 25 years old for the first six months of my 26th year on earth.
4.  I have already selected my daughter's name...even though I am not, nor have I ever been close to giving birth.
5.  I still don't "split the pole" when walking with others and I have been known to make those who do split the pole walk back around while saying "bread & butter"
6.  My inner fat kid LOVES alternately sweet & salty snacks (e.g., swedish fish with salt & vinegar chips, cherry sours & cheddar chex mix)
7.  My iTunes playlists are arranged by experiences vice genre (e.g., L(os)T in Korea - for LT years at Lost-in-the-Woods (aka Leonardwood) & Korea, iRock - for Iraq
8.  I'm a hopeless romantic posing as a hopeful romantic.
9.  I have too many hobbies, but I still try to keep up with them all...
10.  I have an unhealthy obsession with sneakers (namely Chuck Taylors and Pumas) and don't really own too many pairs of "big girl shoes"
11.  I don't know how to put on make-up.

Here are my answers to JME's Qs...

Questions:
1. What is your favorite kitchen utensil/appliance? The microwave & George Foreman grill.  They are a testament to my cooking desires / abilities.  No joke, I had a microwave cookbook as a kid - latchkey!
2. What fitness activity have you always wanted to try?  Hmmm...I don't think there's anything I haven't tried that I wanted to.  I know I have ZERO desire to complete a marathon.  Does that count?
3. Where did you take your best or worst vacation?  Best / worst vaca thus far:  Hurricane Earl in St. Maarten - seriously, I don't have a "bad time"  - always make the best of e'rythang ;)
4. What’s your favorite season? The one with no snow and comfortably warm mornings / evenings and cool breezes! (In America it's called Spring, but here in the UAE it's apparently known as "winter" - it's all relative)
5. Tap water or filtered water?  Is the tap water potable?  If so, them I'm good with that...
6. You have no distractions or obligations, how would you like to spend your day?  In my PJs and dancing around the apartment, then maybe a nice stroll or run...followed by dancing the night away oh, wait or watching a movie on the couch, IF I have a hunny to cuddle with!
7. How many bones in your body have you broken?  2 - and a front tooth.  I've also had 5 or 6 concussions.
8. Who is your fitness inspiration?  Hmmm...
9. Do you have a sweet tooth or a salty tooth?  See random item #6
10. What’s your favorite shoe style?  See random item #10
11. What are you most looking forward to doing when the weather warms up?  Whatever I stumble into...looks like that's skydiving this weekend!  Woot!!


Now, here are my 11 questions for 11 people:


1.  What was the last album you bought (or iTuned or Spotified etc...)?
2.  Where's the best place you've been this year?  This decade?  Hope to "have been"?
3.  What's the strangest talent you have?
4.  What's the hardest thing you've ever done?
5.  If you were a city, what would you be?
6.  If you were sand, what would you say to people on your beach?
7.  What's your "B" superhero power (e.g., able to know a text message is about to pop up seconds before the phone vibrates)?
8.  Should the guy always pay for the date?
9.  Parallel park or drive around the block?
10.  Bring sexy back?
11.  What's something you wanted to be / do when you were little that you've actually done?