RaNDom Musing #8 (Sep 2010): Jet Pack?!

So...you know those "EXCELERATOR" hand dryers in the bathroom?  You know, the ones that are SUPER loud, but dry your hands SUPER well?!

I was looking at one last night in the bathroom of the Capital City Brewery and my friend and I discussed our theories on what would happen if you strapped that sucker to your back?

Looks and sounds like a jet pack to us...

*just sayin*

RaNDom Musing #7 (Aug 2010): IS one the loneliest number...?

Soooo - the song "One" by Three Dog Night just came up on my playlist and I pose this question: IS one the loneliest number?

Thoughts?

Hmm...

PS: If anyone ever gets a legit copy of the band Mastodon's cover of the song "One" (you know the version used in the EA game Army of Two?) PLEASE let me know.  Don't know what I'm talking about, see here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=larWIi0I0VA&feature=related

RaNDom Musing #6 (Jul 2010): I Pity the New Cadets...

When I stepped out of my house at ~0545 this morning and it was already miserably muggy and hot I almost felt sorry for the poor new cadets going through BEAST (aka Cadet Basic Training). 

Note: I said almost. 

Shout out to the Class of 2003 - Hottest BEAST EVER!

That is all.

Out.

RaNDom Musing #5 (Jul 2010): Handicapped Tags on a Motorcyle?!

So no kidding, there I was waiting behind a motorcycle to get into the parking garage this morning.  As the guy sifts through his pockets to get out his parking pass I notice that the motorcycle has handicapped license plates...WTH?!

Okay so I have two issues with this:

1) If you NEED HC plates, should you really be riding a motorcycle?

2) If the HC plates are all about getting prime parking, dude, you're on a motorcycle - you can fit that sucker virtually anywhere.

(Don't believe me about the tags...go down to the lower level garage and exit on the left set of doors...the motorcycle is parked in the first HC parking spot)

RaNDom Musing #4 (Jun 2010): Scarred Fruit.

Am I the only one that's freaked out by scarred fruit? 

Take today for instance, I had cherries with my lunch, and I absolutely refused to eat any with deep scars. 

Seriously. 

Who knows what's hiding in those scars?  Plus it feels gross in my mouth.

On another note, if I ever fall into a Lion or Tiger pit - I hope the big cats are just as discriminating about scarred food, because I've got some pretty good scars...

*just sayin*

RaNDom Musing #3 (Jun 2010): Abnormally Sized Food...

So - my co-worker was eating his Lean Cuisine "Spa Edition" today.  It was Lemongrass Chicken and it smelled SO good, but it had baby corn in it...

I don't like abnormally sized food. 

I don’t like baby corn because it's small and it weirds me out.  Or what about those super-huge strawberries that are the size of apples?! 

Major freak out.  Weird. I know.

RaNDom Musing #2 (Jun 2010): Meh. Stick It.

So - you've all seen those "stick family" car window stickers, yes?!  (If no visit this link http://www.familystickers.com/family-stickers/default.asp). 

At first I thought they were kinda ridiculous, but they've grown on me...especially once you see the outfits and accessories available for the stick chicks!!  Anywho, the other day I was recovering from a run through my neighborhood and I saw a stick family that was just a stick guy, stick chick and a stick cat.  I was all like *pffttt* that's SO weak! 

But then I realized that MY stick family would just be a stick chick wearing a cute suit...and that's it.

Meh.  Stick it.